why i'm not in marketing

so Levi's is trying to re-awaken interest in their classic "red tab" line of jeans. instead of using a creepy mannequin, i thought they should use Underworld.

"and here comes another god/ here comes another god/ like a buffalo thunder/ with a smell of sugar/ and a velvet tongue/ and designer voodoo/ and i got phone sex to see me through the emptiness in my 501s/ freeze-dried with a new religion/ and my teeth stuffed back in my head."

hmm. maybe not ;)