Eli Lilly and Co. and ICOS took some heat last year when it aired a spot for its Cialis impotency drug that included a warning about
four-hour erections.
all i can say is, eli lilly is damn lucky they got cialis developed so quickly. can you imagine the scene 4 years from now?
scientist: our impotence drug works! here are the results from the studies.
marketing exec: mmhmm...mmhmm...wait a minute. this drug is useless.
scientist: what do you mean, it's useless? it works great! it's the viagra-killer we've been looking for.
marketing exec: your report lists "4-hour erections" as a potential side effect. the FDA requires us to list all side effect in our ads. but the FCC will fine us if we mention erections. this drug is unmarketable. you're fired.
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They'd have to go with euphemisms instead. Us gayers have had to do it for years.
"In certain cases, customers may discover a hitherto unprecedented desire to heartily make the acquaintance of Mme. Palm and her five delightful young daughters. Caution: it may be a lengthy splurge."
Which is about three euphemisms and at least one double-entendre at the same time. Rah.
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